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Buy Darth Vader’s 1983 Camaro Z/28 via @jalopnik

by jaredwestfall on Jul.22, 2010, under Randomness

Buy Darth Vader’s 1983 Camaro Z/28

Buy Darth Vader's 1983 Camaro Z/28No, really. It’s not a joke, it’s not “murdered out,” and it’s not a really old meme. This ’83 Chevrolet Camaro belonged to David Prowse, the man who played Darth Vader in Star Wars. Wanna buy it?

OK, so that’s a bit misleading: Prowse, who was recently banned from Lucasfilm events for burning “too many bridges” only half-played Darth Vader — he was the man inside the suit, and James Earl Jones provided the voice. But still. Vader. Bring the nasty ‘ol F-body to me. You get the point.

The car, a 1983 Z/28 5.0 HO, is an automatic-transmission-equipped, left-hand-drive model that appears to have originally been sold in Britain. It was formerly owned by Prowse, and according to the eBay UK listing, it has ties to British actor Norman Wisdom. Does it run? Hell no! Does it need work? Hell yes! Has it been repainted? Apparently so! Has it been beaten into the ground?

We’ll let you make that call. (250,000 miles and a few rusty panels. Just sayin’. Remember, the ability to destroy a Camaro is insignificant next to the power of the Force.)

[eBay UK via CarScoop]

Send an email to Sam Smith, the author of this post, at sam@jalopnik.com.


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Reading fail! Sam made that joke in the article. Reply

*tries to imagine Vader with a mullet and beer gut* Reply

I find your lack of LS1 disturbing. Reply
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Interestingly, the person who wrote the ad defied convention and did not use all caps. Unfortunately, he did not use ANY caps. Reply

I once bought a LeBaron because Jon Voight used to own it. Hell, why not? Reply
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I know I’m mixing scifis, but can I trade one of these for that car? Reply

That would be so sweet: Driving around a depressed 1980′s Britain in a Camaro with your cape on, flipping off the English Peasants as you drive. Reply
smokyburnout promoted this comment

If it had belonged to JEJ I’d be drooling. As it is…well actually, six-fiddy pounds (as of right now) doesn’t seem bad for a Camaro in the UK, and if it happens to have belonged to David Prowse, so much the better. Reply

Happens to every guy sometimes this does. Reply

I bet the engine wheezes like an asthmatic. Reply
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This has all the hallmarks of a Bob Newhart telephone joke.

“Hi. Yes, it’s David Prouse calling.

No, Prouse. Yes that’s right David Prouse.

No I’m not calling from the cable company.

No, Prouse. P.R.O.U.S.E.

Yes, you have heard my name.

I played Vader. Darth Vader. In the Star Wars Movies.

Yes this is my real voice. No it isn’t squeeky. No, it’s not.

You’re thinking of James Earl Jones. I was the actor inside the suit.

Of course it’s really acting.

Listen, you’re my bloody agent.

Yes. Yes you are.

Prouse. David Prouse.

No I don’t need you to help me find a role, I need you to help me sell my car.

Helloo? Reply

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This car belongs to the dark side of the force… I won’t even touch it with a billiard cue. Reply

There was a 3rd dude to play vader’s face. Reply
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I find your lack of a manual transmission disturbing.

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Rusty panels do not concern me, Admiral. I want that F-Body, not excuses Reply

Chevy 305 and automatic? I’d be interested if it was a 5.7 with a stick. Reply
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Homeless Man lives dream of running bar in Sierra foothill town, but gets arrested – via @Sacbee

by jaredwestfall on Jul.22, 2010, under Randomness

Man lives dream of running bar in Sierra foothill town, but gets arrested

Published: Thursday, Jul. 22, 2010 – 12:00 am | Page 1B
Last Modified: Thursday, Jul. 22, 2010 – 8:13 am

Apparently, Travis Lloyd Kevie was hellbent on extending last call at the Valencia Club bar in Penryn.

Placer County sheriff’s deputies say the 29-year-old Newcastle man reopened the club after it went out of business and served alcohol to unsuspecting customers – about 30 of them a day – throughout the weekend.

As squatter cases go, “this is a first,” said Detective Jim Hudson, who found patrons gathered at the bar when he made an unannounced visit to the landmark tavern on Monday.

What’s more, Kevie had been featured as the watering hole’s proud new owner in an Auburn Journal article that same day, saying his takeover of the establishment was a “dream come true.”

From the article, Hudson had recognized Kevie as a transient whom deputies knew well. He subsequently was arrested on suspicion of burglary and selling alcohol without a license.

A large amount of alcohol and cash were confiscated from the Taylor Road bar, deputies said.

Kevie remained in custody Wednesday and, according to jail policy, would not be allowed to talk to visitors until later this week.

Deputies said Kevie admitted to breaking into the building Friday night and threw an “Open” sign in the window. Soon, he was pouring for thirsty customers, deputies said.

Hudson said the bar closed for financial reasons in June. Kevie was part of the crew hired to clean up the building following its closure.

On Friday, contractors had been doing some repairs and a property manager went to check on the building. Authorities said he found Kevie and two dogs on the property. Kevie said he was cleaning.

The property manager, assuming Kevie was still working for the other company and wanting to prevent vandalism, told Kevie he could stay on the property over the weekend, Hudson said. “He thought the invitation to stay meant he could open up the bar.”

Like savvy business owners, Kevie reinvested profits into the business: He started with a six-pack of beer purchased from a convenience store across the street and used the proceeds from customers to buy more alcohol, deputies said.

He kept the bar open through the weekend, serving about 30 customers a day.

“He built up to 10 to 12 bottles of hard liquor and a couple of cases of beer,” Hudson said.

In a brief telephone interview, a relative said Kevie, a state champion in bareback bronc riding in high school, was estranged from his family.

KCRA: Newspaper tips detective to bar scam

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2012 Dodge Durango (or is that Magnum?) revealed on Twitter — via @Autoblog

by jaredwestfall on Jul.22, 2010, under Randomness

2012 Dodge Durango (or is that Magnum?) revealed on Twitter

by Steven J. Ewing (RSS feed) on Jul 22nd 2010 at 11:33AM Breaking

Spy Shots

Ah, the magic of the interwebs. Chrysler has yet to officially reveal the 2012 Dodge Durango (which could yet be birthed under the name Magnum), but we’ve come across this rather nonchalant camera phone photo taken by one of the Twitterati.

Judging from the Durango/Magnum spy shots that have come through our hands, the exterior design hasn’t changed much during the SUV-turned-crossover’s development. If we’re honest, the design is a little milquetoast, but we’d rather Chrysler be executing simple designs rather than unsightly messes. Expect the Pentastar 3.6-liter V6 and 5.7-liter Hemi V8 to be under the hood when the SUV hits the road in early 2011.

[Source: Twitter]

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StarWars.com now selling Darth Vader and slave Leia aprons via @crunchgear

by jaredwestfall on Jul.22, 2010, under Randomness


Can someone please send this link to Mrs. Burns and tell her I want the Darth Vader apron for Christmas. She knows that I do a whole lot of grilling and really need an apron anyway. But I haven’t found one that I like this much. Plus, it fits nicely into our Christmas budget at only $24.99. And for the purpose of this post I’ll state that I can’t think of anything I want more. The Princess Leia is cool, too, but I’m not hip enough to wear that. Darth Vader is more my style. [StarWars.com via OhGizmo!]

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Make: Online : Millennium Falcon guitar

by jaredwestfall on Jul.21, 2010, under Randomness

Millennium Falcon guitar

Custom electric guitar build by Travis S., incorporating an original Millennium Falcon toy over a hard maple backing block attached to a purchased neck blank. I especially like the light-up engine blocks. More details are available here. [via Neatorama]

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RIP: Great Character Actor James Gammon – via @Cinematical

by jaredwestfall on Jul.21, 2010, under Randomness

RIP: Great Character Actor James Gammon

by Scott Weinberg Jul 21st 2010 // 9:48AM

Filed under: Obits

Unfortunately we’ve lost another one of those semi-nameless yet instantly-admired character actors. You may not recognize the name James Gammon right off the bat, but rest assured that you’ve seen and enjoyed his work in numerous films. When I heard that the man passed away yesterday at the age of 70, I immediately thought of his gruff voice belying a strange sweetness in David Ward’s Major League (he was the manager), but you guys may remember Mr. Gammon from films like Urban Cowboy, Silverado, Revenge, Silver Bullet, Cabin Boy, Wyatt Earp, Cold Mountain, Appaloosa, and some great voice work in The Iron Giant.

The actor also did quite a few westerns that were slightly before my time, in addition to lots of other television and film work. And while James Gammon will probably be best-remembered for that wonderfully distinctive voice, I think he worked so damn often because he was just a great actor. Movie stars would be nowhere without support from performers like Gammon, and so we bid a sad farewell to yet another of Hollywood’s coolest back-up players.

For more on Mr. Gammon, check out this New York Times piece and the actor’s (rather impressive) IMDb page. The Cinematical staff offers its sincere condolences to his friends and family.

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Clueless Was Released 15 Years Ago Today via @slashfilm

by jaredwestfall on Jul.20, 2010, under Randomness

I remember the scene where they are talking about the grubby guys in their plaid shorts and backwards hats as I sat there in plaid shorts and a backwards hat.

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David ‘Darth Vader’ Prowse Banned from Lucasfilm Conventions – via @Cinematical

by jaredwestfall on Jul.19, 2010, under Randomness

David ‘Darth Vader’ Prowse Banned from Lucasfilm Conventions

by Joe Utichi Jul 19th 2010 // 12:32PM

Filed under: Celebrities and Controversy

David Prowse, who played the man in the Darth Vader suit during the original Star Wars trilogy, has been banned from Lucasfilm-approved Star Wars conventions, he said in a statement on his website. The statement was posted at the end of June and was originally reported by TheForce.net, but the news has only now received mainstream media coverage.

The actor announced that he wouldn’t be appearing at the upcoming Celebration V event after being told of the ban by event organisers. “It is with regret that I have been informed by my friends at C2 Ventures, Ben and Phillip, that I am not to be invited to C5 this year or any other Lucasfilm associated events,” he wrote.

He claims he was told he had “burnt too many bridges between Lucasfilm and [him]self.”

Prowse has been outspoken over the years about his unhappiness with Lucas replacing his voice as Darth Vader with the voice of James Earl Jones, which he claims he hadn’t been told during production. He was further upset that he was never considered to play Anakin Skywalker when he removes the Vader mask at the end of Return of the Jedi. Hayden Christensen stepped awkwardly into the suit for Revenge of the Sith.

Prowse is a regular fixture at Star Wars and sci-fi conventions, and has made something of a cottage industry out of sales of his autograph, always signed, “David Prowse IS Darth Vader,” apparently to clear up any confusion caused by the swapped voice.

He’s parlayed this income into tremendous support for arthritis charities – a condition he’s battled since age 13. He has also supported prostate cancer charities before and after recovering from a diagnosis of the disease last year.

Prowse still has a packed schedule of non-Lucasfilm affiliated conventions on the agenda, but this latest blow seems to suggest that outspoken criticism of the flannelled-shirt one isn’t tolerated.

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This Commute Got A Little Weird… And Oddly Adorable via @jalopnik

by jaredwestfall on Jul.16, 2010, under Randomness

This Commute Got A Little Weird… And Oddly Adorable

This Commute Got A Little Weird... And Oddly Adorable

It’s not every day your morning commute is stopped by a doggy three-way in the middle of the road.

Of course, once it is stopped — you’ll never be able to sear the image from your mind. Ever. Not that you’d want to because it’s just too darn adorable. Eew.[Reddit]

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